Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Quit making jokes about me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
I love jokes about buses.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Also, not love everyone.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?