Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
How do you shrivel a dick?
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Hi, I'm stupid!
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"