Worst Jokes Ever
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Why does the Sun go to school?
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.