Worst Jokes Ever
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Like (DYM 139).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.