Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.

What do you call a student in space?

An astrodent.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

What's 1 + 1?

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.