Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Denise.
What more is there to say?
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."