Worst Jokes Ever
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.