Worst Jokes Ever
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Denise.
What more is there to say?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."