Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
A B C D E F GUN.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.