Worst Jokes Ever
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
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I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Jake Paul's life:
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Couy.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.