Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?

A: Because he couldn't see that well.

There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.