Worst Jokes Ever
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Your face and your life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
Life is all that matters.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.