Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Hi, I'm stupid!
My life #freemymanrkelly
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.