Worst Jokes Ever
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
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Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
heehee
Orphan joke.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.