Worst Jokes Ever
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Ur mom.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.