Worst Jokes Ever
Most pakis are disabled.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
The Twin Towers.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
It's still depression, by the way.
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.