Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
What is this?
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Kyler, go on this one.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.