Worst Jokes Ever
Life is all that matters.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)