Worst Jokes Ever
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Pls send.
"Me fa so?"
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Microwave.
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.