Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Ur mom.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!