Worst Jokes Ever

Life is all that matters.

"Puta, banana in your ear!"

I like my coffee like my men, long and black.

shaenaya

Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?

Because he is never around Siri.

My horrible life.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Anal.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."

Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."

Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"

Ex-girlfriend: "20!"

Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."

What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Chupa mi polla.

Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"