Worst Jokes Ever
My life #freemymanrkelly
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
Hi, I'm stupid!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"