Worst Jokes Ever
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
You gay.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"