Worst Jokes Ever
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
John Cena.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.