Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.