Worst Jokes Ever
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They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
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What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...