Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
What picture is that?
What?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the address?
Why did you say not to?
What is yellow?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Terrance M.