Worst Jokes Ever
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.