Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"