Worst Jokes Ever
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.