Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Mommy kisses my butt.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Tis the season to be spooky.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Why are skeletons so calm?
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.