Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Why canโt fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You're an orphan.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
James Dalton.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?