Worst Jokes Ever
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
What does your head come out of... your brain?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?