Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.