Worst Jokes Ever

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My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

Your Fortnite win rate.

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

I saw a bear eating a duck.

It was unBEARable.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You-neak up on it.

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

How many babies does it take to paint a room red?

Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Raffie?

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."