Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
How to not exist: Kys.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.