Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
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What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.