What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How to not exist: Kys.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
