Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.