Worst Jokes Ever
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Like (DYM 139).
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.