Worst Jokes Ever
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
My anxiety has anxiety.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.