Worst Jokes Ever
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.