Worst Jokes Ever
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
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Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.