Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."