Hi Ethan!
Worst Jokes Ever
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
