Worst Jokes Ever
Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!
So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.
Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.
So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Why is Gennis gay?
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.