Worst Jokes Ever

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!

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My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

Sub to Pwediepie!

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Eed?

Hi, how are you today?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Shhhhhhhhhh who?

Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.