Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
God.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.