Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
Every moon has a silver lining.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.