Worst Jokes Ever
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Pedophiles smell good.
Jimmylikeskids4
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?