Worst Jokes Ever
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
My grades.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What goes moo? Cow.
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