Worst Jokes Ever
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Pedophiles smell good.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Look in a mirror.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...