Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Game of Thrones season 8.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
I am a sheep.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Abortion is beautiful.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.