Worst Jokes Ever
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
My life, part 2.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.