Worst Jokes Ever
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
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Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”