Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!

My fish puns aren't on porpoise.

Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is!

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school"?

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?

What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

I love Hebrew John!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"