Worst Jokes Ever
How does water say hi?
It waves.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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Sub to Pwediepie!
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.