Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Chicken
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!