Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Michael Jackson.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
I did not.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”