Worst Jokes Ever
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Isaac
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
I knead bread.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!