Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Funni Joke.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.