Worst Jokes Ever

Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonsense.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheeles.

Did you know that ASL is a dead language?

Yeah, nobody speaks it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she is fat!

God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!

Stroke victims are my heroes.

My favorite is Louis C.K.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.

He also forgot to pay the power bill.

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...