Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.