Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
Nick sucks dick.
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
This for you roman y e e e nt
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Condoms are for pussies.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.