Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
gamer
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.