Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
My will to live.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Pacman 200 balls
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Want to hear a joke? My life.