Worst Jokes Ever
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
I like this joke.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Your mom gay.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Sans
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
I fucc mi brother.