Worst Jokes Ever
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.