Worst Jokes Ever

They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.

Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!

Prostitutes remind me of chewese.

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I got too obsessed with hares.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.

So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.

What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?

Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Why did the Russian cross the road?

To get to the other side.

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.