Worst Jokes Ever
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
A Black man walked into a bar.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
There are more than 2 genders.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!