Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and f**k off).
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"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.