Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Tyler
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Sans
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Your mom gay.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
I like this joke.
I fucc mi brother.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Tilted Towers is gone.