Worst Jokes Ever
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
King.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Hot water look a**.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
What is your body like? Soft.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
No way, Jose!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
I don't have time to write this joke.
You're a big Z!