Worst Jokes Ever
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
People generalize others too much.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Should be good night and walk walk home.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
At school, I love to have fun!