Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mom!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
He he he.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Ligma.
Balls.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Ur mom gay, lol.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"