Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
It's ice to see you.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
This is a joke. Laugh!
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What's up with airline food?