Worst Jokes Ever

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

You. You're the joke.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"

A Ford?

Can you see me?

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?

Anarexic.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

Why was the washing machine laughing?

It was taking the piss out of the knickers!

mnvsdvmsdnva.

What's the difference between 20 and 14?

9 to 10 years.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

Your AMAMA.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.