Worst Jokes Ever
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is you you?
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Life.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.