Worst Jokes Ever

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."

Go fuck yourself!

What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

ASDA.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

El, can you grab me that bow?

Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had no-BODY to go with!

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

2nd person: What?

1st person: A pianist.

I had power.

My live.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with!

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.

Mom, why was I adopted?

Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!

Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

I'm dead inside.

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.