Worst Jokes Ever
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90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
I'm straighter than a rainbow.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
My friends.
The earth is flat.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂