Worst Jokes Ever
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Sister.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Stand? Wait. No.