Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I ass big ass you :-)
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.