Worst Jokes Ever
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Roses are red, violets are violet.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Applesauce.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"