Worst Jokes Ever
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Black people run fast.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.