Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Yurrrrrrr?
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Doin (DYM 8).
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Your (DYM 9).
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Mom! (DYM 10)
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)