Worst Jokes Ever

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

Trump is ass.

Fuk yall!

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."

A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."

Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

I got sad today.

GTA 6

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."