Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.

Parademic

Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.

Kidloland

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

IAIAIICID

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

Because they can’t go home.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

Why can orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home plate.

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

Mom!

It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Doin (DYM 41).

Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.

Your (DYM 43).