Worst Jokes Ever
Let's chat here, Prince.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Doin (DYM 38).
Can February march?
No, but April may.
your (DYM 38)
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
She (DYM 110)
Hi hi hi.
had (DYM 111).
Two (DYM 112)
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Milk (DYM 115).
So (DYM 132).