Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

How do sick Mexicans say hello?

"Ebola."

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Chinmey?

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.

Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.

British tv: 🖥

Italian tv: 📺

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.