Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.

Your AMAMA.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

I air.

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Bender.

"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."