Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.