Worst Jokes Ever
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Where's your mom at?
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.