Worst Jokes Ever
was (DYM 90).
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Those (DYM 96).
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(