Worst Jokes Ever
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Mine never stops.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Niall Devine, clown.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"