Worst Jokes Ever
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
HKY FM? Hmm.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
Everything.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.