Worst Jokes Ever
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Doin (DYM 11).
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Nononono.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Doin (DYM 15).
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
"Soph, can we talk?"
Your (DYM 17).
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!