Worst Jokes Ever
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
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I laughed at my life so hard.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.