Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
I left my Avatar at home today.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.