Worst Jokes Ever
Niall Devine, clown.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Your Nan is dead.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Was 9 + 10?
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.