Worst Jokes Ever
I give homework.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
Get noob.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Your mom dot com.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
mncjndjckmdncvidfknfd
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
My entire existence.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?