Worst Jokes Ever
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Mom!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Need for seed.
Doin (DYM 46)
Your (DYM 47).
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Yooo, D.K. here!