Worst Jokes Ever
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Don't listen.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Heil Kyle!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
No, I don't want to.
Hello.