Worst Jokes Ever

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

I'll really mist ya.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.

Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Alles tut weh.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.