Worst Jokes Ever
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I'm dead inside.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
No way, Jose!
I don't have time to write this joke.
You're a big Z!
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Go fuck yourself!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
ASDA.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
El, can you grab me that bow?