Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

I have a new joke.

My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Mine never stops.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.