Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Read my name.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
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Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.