Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldnāt find it.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.