Worst Jokes Ever
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
I love Mekhi!
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Just ask your dad.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a door? A floor.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.