Worst Jokes Ever
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.