Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Joke Tide.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."