Worst Jokes Ever
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Emo people totally suck!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.