Worst Jokes Ever
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
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2 times 4 equals 18?
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.