Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.