Worst Jokes Ever
I smell like skunk.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
----> [] get in the door.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
It's ice to see you.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Dan, I'd bent.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.