Worst Jokes Ever

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They never can make it home.

Mom! (DYM 7)

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"

"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.

Why do orphans come to me?

'Cause they have someone to call "father."

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

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Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Doin (DYM 11).