Worst Jokes Ever
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!