Worst Jokes Ever
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Queen
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Ohio.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your mum eats cabbage.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.