Worst Jokes Ever

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

Hi, bye.

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Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.