Worst Jokes Ever

Do nut get in my way.

Checkout (DYM 104).

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

D.K. is back, baby!

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

"Poo heads."

And (DYM 106).

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

said (DYM 107)

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

Funny posts.

"Yo (DYM 107)"

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....