Worst Jokes Ever
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
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Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
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You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......