Worst Jokes Ever
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
1 hour challengeeee.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Don't crack this joke up!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
The (DYM 103).
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Do nut get in my way.