Worst Jokes Ever
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Ooo.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.