Worst Jokes Ever

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

WTF?

WTF happened?

Ayo fake guy.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.