Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Show yourself.
Orphan, sorry.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Biden did 9/10.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.