Worst Jokes Ever

Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

"Gwen, can we talk..."

OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.

Why did the police play baseball?

Why?

He wanted to play catch.

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Blake drinks Coke.

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Yo momma so fat!

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

I’m back, bitches!

Why is this a category?

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.