Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What do you call a door? A floor.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"