Worst Jokes Ever
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Start a RATIO chain.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!
The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.
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