Worst Jokes Ever

We (DYM 133).

went (DYM 134).

rocked (DYM 136)

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

Fraser smells.

Your (DYM 47).

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Haymoohay?

Yooo, D.K. here!

Mom! (DYM 48)

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.

Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.

#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!