Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
I found your parent!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Mama milky?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"