Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
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Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.