Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Cause I am Batman!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
P.S. Please comment and like!
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Daikon legs.
Her (DYM 70).
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
I love you, Tina!
in (DYM 71)
RIP Candace.