Worst Jokes Ever
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Start a RATIO chain.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Haha, balls hahaha!