Worst Jokes Ever
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Anyone remember the following?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Your love life.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Champagne