Worst Jokes Ever

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

Madeline Mcannot find her.

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Dolly (DYM 79).

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Alya?

Parton (DYM 80).

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

Hey, Alya.

Queen, (DYM 86)

What are two things orphans can’t have?

Parents.

But (DYM 87).

was (DYM 90).

in (DYM 95)

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.