Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I’m a paki nonse.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Me die.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!