Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.