Worst Jokes Ever
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.