Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Fraser smells.
Your (DYM 47).
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Haymoohay?
Yooo, D.K. here!
Mom! (DYM 48)
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
1 hour challengeeee.
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."