Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
DONE🔫
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.