Worst Jokes Ever
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
was (DYM 62).
Your (DYM 64).
Be papered.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
First (DYM 68).
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
It's me, the Joje.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Walmart (DYM 73).
Alya, do you have Discord?
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!