Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
“In yo mama.”
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
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My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!